Move over, inflatable doll. There’s a new man toy in town, and she’s a VW Beetle! Yep, sex WITH cars. I know, right? I thought I’d heard everything, but apparently I was wrong. This is why I love the crazy world of sex, because there’s always something new, something different out there. For instance, there are guys that enjoy sex with cars. Specific cars. Of course my first question is, um, HOW? I mean, let’s really get into the “mechanics” of it (ha ha, pun intended)! There’s not really anything to stick your dick into, except maybe the tailpipe (kinda puts a whole new spin on the banana in the tailpipe joke, huh!) So I guess it’s more of a rubbing back and forth, perhaps in an indentation? I guess that gets some dudes off. Who knew?! Anyway, I just had to share this tidbit so that you too can add to your vast knowledge of all things sexual!
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Whew, it’s been quite some time since I posted. Thanks for sticking around, checking back, or for finding this for the first time! I’ve been super busy and blah blah blah…..but no excuses. Anyway, I read this article and thought I simply must take the time to share this.
Aurora Snow is an adult film star, in case you didn’t know. In fact, I wrote a previous post prompted by an excellent article she wrote about porn for women. Anyway, my husband sent this latest article to me, and as a female, a mom, and a sensient human being, it resonnated with me. In the article she writes a letter to her unborn son, and I’ll let it speak for itself. Whether you agree with what she does or not, it was refreshing to be reminded that porn stars are real people too, and they have feelings and desires outside of porn. I know, weird, huh?!
As I write this, you haven’t yet entered the world, not due to be born until mid-December. By the time you read this you will be old enough to browse the Internet, old enough to like girls, and old enough to know the name “Aurora Snow.” I’ve dreaded this day for many years now and my hope is that you find this article before accidentally stumbling upon any pictures or videos that show your mom in a way she never intended for you to see. Let me explain….(read more)
I can’t think of a better way to celebrate International Women’s Day than to watch some feminist porn. Or at least learn more about it. The folks at Good For Her have been recognizing pornographers that work outside the confines of stereotypical porn for seven years now with their Feminist Porn Awards. And for those of you who are in or around Toronto, Canada, you are lucky to be able to actually GO to the the 8th Annual Feminist Porn Awards and related activities next month! In addition to the awards, which will be held on Friday, April 5th, there will be a screening of erotic films and a Q&A on Thursday, April 4th, and a Feminist Porn Conference on Saturday, April 6th, at the University of Toronto. Every year at this time I wish I lived in Toronto! Maybe one of these days I’ll make a whole trip out of it and get my butt up there for the awards! Anyway, Happy International Women’s Day!
Actually, I DON’T want to fuck Christian Grey. Well, OK I totally would, but I’d rather fuck Iron Man. I mean it’s no contest! Billionaire? Check. Genius? Check. Playboy? Check. Philanthropist? Check. But wait, there’s more to Iron Man than the attributes listed in one of the best lines in The Avengers. He’s witty, and he’s fucking HOT! Absolutely P.E.R.F.E.C.T. And that’s even before he puts on the suit! Whaaaat! Christian Grey has nothing on him. What’s that, you say? Iron Man is a super hero and not a realistic character? Oh yeah, like Christian Grey is a realistic character! Do you know or know of ANYONE like that? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Besides, even if you take away Iron Man’s superhero status, he still kicks Christian Grey’s gorgeous butt. Anyway, if we’re going to fantasize about someone, why not make him a super hero (plus all the other stuff)? It’s a FANTASY. Which is why I am talking about Iron Man, and not Robert Downey, Jr. Although I’d bang him too, just in case you were wondering.
Who am I kidding, I’d pretty much bang any of the main characters in The Avengers! I mean just look at the selection! It’s a virtual Smörgåsbord of hot guys (+ one gal), most of whom are superheros. In my estimation, the only difficulty in determining which Avenger character is fuckable would be prioritizing the list. But that’s exactly what I’m gonna attempt to do. Yes, it’s a tough job but somebody’s gotta do it!
Here’s my “Avengers I Want to Fuck” in order of priority:
- Iron Man (for reasons already stated above!)
- Thor (um, he’s god, people! And an uber hot one at that! Imagine the possibilities!)
- Captain America (hey, I’m patriotic! This is one “boy next door” I want next to me!)
- Natasha Romanoff (for starters, it’s Scarlett Johansson – duh! Natasha is gorgeous AND she kicks ass!)
- Hawkeye (he may not be a superhero, but he’s super hot, and he’s also just the right amount of wrong!)
- Bruce Banner/The Hulk (a “two-for-one” deal! We could start out nice and slow, and then switch to angry sex!)
And here are the Non-Avengers I’d like to fuck:
- Nick Fury (even with the scars, he’s still a “badass motherfucker” – OK, that’s another movie, but it’s still true!)
- Loki (he may be the bad guy who gets his ass kicked, but he’s still hot, and he’s still a god!)
Whew….That’s a whole lotta lusting for just one movie…I’m tired (and horny) just thinking about it!
P.S. The new Iron Man movie is coming out and I just watched the trailer. Looks like it’ll be another good one!:
Well, O4Her has been on the interwebs now for four whole years. Yeesh! It may be a drop in the bucket by some standards, but considering this is a one woman part time gig, I’m proud to have kept things generally afloat for 1,460 days.
I want to thank those of you that have stuck around through the “lean” times when I don’t get to posting much (like recently….lol). I am not planning on stopping, so hopefully you’ll continue to check back in from time to time. And as always, let me know if you’d like me to cover some sort of topic.
As previously mentioned, I have a nice juicy piece coming up regarding relationships and life partners. And since I missed 12-12-12 (when I normally would have posted my Top 12 Male Pornstars of 2012 List), I am working on that as well.
Stay tuned, and thanks again for stopping by! Peace!
OK, so my friend JTL sent me this Daily Beast article about how there actually are porn fans of the female persuasion, written by an intelligent porn star, Aurora Snow. Yay! I mean, I knew women porn fans existed but it’s always nice to see confirmation outside my little world. I was ready to just post a link and talk about how great it is that this subject is getting attention, and that maybe it will translate into more porn being made for the female market. Then I started reading the comments. Haters, haters, and more haters! Misogynistic men, judgemental women, and downright idiots and fucktards. Are you kidding me? So of course I had to post a comment. And here’s what I said:
Why so many haters? Why-oh-why can’t intelligent people have intelligent conversations about “taboo” subjects? How pathetic and sad. You think porn is gross or degrading? Then don’t watch it. Just because it’s not for you doesn’t give you the right to spew your judgement about someone you don’t even know. Simple minds believe what they are told by mainstream media – that all porn stars are broken, abused drug addicts. But guess what? There are porn stars with college degrees who speak intelligently and run their own business, and CHOOSE to do what they do. And they call all the shots in their business – how many of us can say that about OUR job? And not all porn viewers are depraved men with nothing better to do. There are women and couples who enjoy watching porn. Because it’s fun and entertaining. Get over it. Not everyone fits into your limited stereotypical view of the world. We all have our own opinion. The mark of intelligence is the ability to debate something with (duh!) intelligence! I’d love to hear from people that don’t like porn – if they could put some coherent sentences together, back up their statements (if you can call them that!) and sound like they are smarter than the stereotypical porn star!!!
It saddens and disgusts me that in this day and age there are still so many small minded people, who are in the proverbial dark ages of sexuality. It’s why I STARTED this bloody blog in the first place! To get the positive and intelligent conversations started. To let people know – especially women – that enjoying sex is OK! Let’s hope those conversations continue, here and everywhere!
Well, it’s been quite a few months since my last post. Thanks for hanging in there with me! I hope you enjoyed your holidays and that 2013 has started out well for you! I’ve been super busy with “life”, but I’m so glad to be back! I have a couple great things in store for you. I’m going to be posting a cool article about female porn fans later today, and then I have a big project in the works. I’ve been collaborating with one of my favorite cohorts when it comes to speaking intelligently about sex/love/relationships, Julius T. Leisure (or as I refer to him, JTL.) We are working on a Top 10 List (it may be more….) of Things To Look For In A Life Partner. Not sure that will be the title, but you get the gist. If you are struggling to find the right person, or wondering if you’re with the right person, this is YOUR kind of list. Stay tuned….
As you may know, I previously decided to go ahead and read 50 Shades of Grey. By the way, I’m only about a fifth of the way through, so I will reserve my opinion for when I’m further into the book. But I just wanted to comment that I continue to see 50 Shades stuff EVERYWHERE! People are still talking about it – the good, the bad, and the ugly. And there are many women who still sing it’s praises. Even my husband’s friend swears that it saved his marriage (they were having NO sex, and since his wife read the book she has been a little vixen!) So, the sensation continues. Supposedly there’s gonna be a movie (though I’m not sure how they’re gonna make it R-rated in order to maintain a great box-office profit.) Meanwhile the porn industry is getting in on it, with all kinds of parodies and knock-offs – and with the ability to show what the mainstream one will not. Fetish and BDSM porn and adult toy sales are on the rise, and show no signs of slowing down. Who knows, maybe this whole thing will change the trajectory of sexual awareness in the United States. Is that an overstatement? Maybe. But as my friend said recently, this book has allowed women to feel OK – even excited – about pushing their envelope, entertaining their own desires, and communicating them to their partner. Who woulda thunk?! Anyway, those are my thoughts for the day. O4Her, over and out.
You had me at sexy men. But this little video is more than that! It’s also a boy band parody of Romney too! Talk about a win-win. Yes, I will make no bones about it, I hate R-Money (thanks JTL for the perfect nick-name!) That lyin’-ass, greedy, pompous, elitist, prejudice douchebag can suck my bung-hole! But I digress….we were talking about sexy men. Five of them, in bathing suits, singing and making fun of Romney. It’s worth a look-see:
A website that combines sexy erotica and the toys to go along with it? Yes, it really does exist! I found this cool website (or should I say it found me!), and I think it’s pretty dang cool. All you 50 Shades folks especially should be jumping up and down for joy! Thanks to Cassandra over at SexStoriesandToys.com you can read some smut, and then buy the toys, accessories and outfits to go along with it. So when you read it again (you know you will!) you can BE IN the moment. Genius! They’ve got 100,000+ products so there’s no excuse that they don’t have what you’re looking for. And in case you don’t know what you’re looking for, just read a story and get inspired! There are regularly updated stories, and even a community forum to join if you want to discuss anything. Oh, and just in case you’re not in the mood to read, there are also adult movies on DVD. ”But wait, there’s more!”….in addition to the main website, she also has a regularly updated blog. Yep, she has everything I tell ya! I hope you enjoy yourself over there – I know I did!