OK, so most folks wouldn’t consider the wedding night to be the most important aspect of getting hitched, but I’d wager that most men rank it pretty dang high on their list! And ladies, why shouldn’t you? If you’ve done your due diligence, you have chosen a man who satisfies you sexually (cuz if your guy doesn’t do it for you now, he probably never will. And you’ve got a VERY. LONG. BORING. life ahead of you.  And probably a divorce. Just sayin’.) For those of you who haven’t had sex with your fiancee yet, I’m gonna just give you my unsolicited opinion: you are fuckin’ crazy! I know, I know – I should be commending you for your ethics and morals and all that crap. Don’t get me wrong – I think morals and ethics are super important, but that’s not really what we’re talking about, are we? We are talking about an antiquated, misogynistic biblical law that has nothing to do with morals, and everything to do with controlling people – particularly women.

But, let me get off my soap box for a moment and just talk from a purely practical standpoint. I mean, who buys a car without test-driving it first? And unlike a car, this is FOR LIFE, people! Fortunately, I’d venture to guess that most folks agree with me, and it’s unlikely that the wedding night is shared by virgins. So even though you’ve already driven the car so to speak, it’s still a special night of sex! Plus, it’s an excuse to buy some new sexy lingerie. To quote Charlie Sheen: “Duh!”

Yikes, I sort of went on a tangent (I know, it’s shocking isnt’ it?), when really all I wanted to do was tell you about some new lingerie! What I meant to tell you is: now that we are heading full steam ahead into Wedding Season, I thought this tidbit would be timely. If you’re looking for something naughty – to give as a bachelorette gift – or to use on your upcoming wedding night, or on your honeymoon – there’s a new lingerie line made just for the occasion….

You can find LELO products at Eden Fantasys, Adam & Eve, or Babeland – all of which are awesome online stores (actually Babeland has retail stores in NY and Seattle, WA), with reasonable prices, great customer service, discreet shipping, and their websites are user-friendly, with tons of assistance available in a non-threatening environment. What more could a girl want?!

Christmas isn’t the only holiday to choose between naughty and nice! And if you aren’t ready for handcuffs and leather, the folks over at Extreme Restraints have all the “normal” (whatever that means….lol) stuff too – like rabbit vibrators, sexy lingerie, and lube. It’s a one stop shop!

 Take advantage of their Valentines Day sale. You get 15% off just by using coupon code VALENTINE at checkout! You might even decide you can be naughty AND nice!

Rabbits and handcuffs and teddies, oh my! Check out the Valentines Day sale over at Vibrator.com. Use checkout code CUPID2010 and save 15% on anything in the store from now until Valentines Day!

Shop Vibrator.com and save 20% this holiday season! Plus, if you spend $75 or more, the shipping is FREE! Just use the code: HOLIDAY09 at checkout to save!

Enjoy 20% off storewide during Extreme Restraint’s Holiday Event
Plus get another 5% rebate on all additional purchases
(see website for more details)
Just use coupon code XMAS09 at checkout

Hurry to redeem this offer before it exires on December 28th, 2009!

Hot tip: During the month of November you can get 10% off everything over at Extreme Restraints. Just use coupon code NOV10 at checkout and get a 10% discount on everything storewide! More than a place to find BDSM and fetish items, this online store is chock full of all kinds of unique items, just right for gifts for yourself, your lover, friends, or best friends with benefits! Not familiar with this store? Check out my review at SexToyHunter. You only have until Novemeber 30th before this offer exires, so hurry over there! This year for the holidays, choose gifts that stand out from the crowd!