No seriously.  Cuz I don’t think there is!  I mean, guys have all kinds of cool (or at least decent) names associated with their penis:  cock, sword, willy, dick, trouser snake, one-eyed wonder, shlong, wang, dong, and any number of personal names which may or may not start with “Mr.” or end in “Junior”.  And I realize [...]

OK, so now that you have a bit of background on my experience with strip clubs, I’ll share my knowledge with you (for those of you that have your own experience, this will be more like a “comparing notes”, and I would love to hear from you about your own experiences and opinions.)
Where to go:  [...]